Sunday, May 27, 2007

A List of Lame Firefighter Pick-up Lines

The following is a list of lame firfighter pick-up lines that we have cataloged at the ol' express:

1. You are on fire baby, wanna see my nozzle?

2. want to see my hose lay?

3. I hope that you are not breathing, because I want to do mouth to mouth.

4. They don't call fire trucks "pumpers" for nothing.

5. I'm a fireman, I'm an expert in what's hot.

6. Damn girl, your ass just dial 911.

7. Wanna slide down my fire pole.

8. Don't prime the pump unless you want to squirt a little water.

Now several fire department related sayings that sound dirty, but are not.

1. Be careful of the pole-hole.

2. Pumper

3. a reverse-lay.

4. Stright-stream

5. Large bore.

6. Large diameter hose.

7. Packing hose or humping hose.

8. Cross-lay

2 comments:

Jenn said...

you are just simply wrong.
but bring your sweet bride, the kidlets and come visit.

Kimmy said...

Okay, I was very excited about the new blog and the come back but hello, new posts?