The following is a list of lame firfighter pick-up lines that we have cataloged at the ol' express:
1. You are on fire baby, wanna see my nozzle?
2. want to see my hose lay?
3. I hope that you are not breathing, because I want to do mouth to mouth.
4. They don't call fire trucks "pumpers" for nothing.
5. I'm a fireman, I'm an expert in what's hot.
6. Damn girl, your ass just dial 911.
7. Wanna slide down my fire pole.
8. Don't prime the pump unless you want to squirt a little water.
Now several fire department related sayings that sound dirty, but are not.
1. Be careful of the pole-hole.
2. Pumper
3. a reverse-lay.
4. Stright-stream
5. Large bore.
6. Large diameter hose.
7. Packing hose or humping hose.
8. Cross-lay
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2 comments:
you are just simply wrong.
but bring your sweet bride, the kidlets and come visit.
Okay, I was very excited about the new blog and the come back but hello, new posts?
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