Sunday, May 13, 2007

Yo Mama....


Happy Mother's Day. Especially to the mother that I married, I have never had a regret about her. She is the best.

Now a poem for Yo Mama.

Today is the day we celebrate yo mama,
So go buy her an alpaca sweater, they are related to llamas.

For about nine months she carried you around,
She was very careful not to plop you out on the ground.

After you were born she wiped your nose and powdered your ass,
I bet in the 70's she probably smoked grass.

She will always be there whenever you need her,
So get her something nice, not a cheap old weed eater.

Fix her a sandwich, a turkey on rye,
But not too many pickles she will dot your eye.

Think of a nice place like Peru or the Bahamas,
Then think of being there with a smoking hot mama.

Happy Mother's Day

8 comments:

Rebecca said...

Did you make that up??? You just ain't right.

Anonymous said...

Where do you come up with this stuff?

Is that kid smoking a cigarette?

K. M. DeMauro said...

No preacher's kid, dat be da weed.

Jenn said...

No lurking today...post already!

Rebecca said...

I am sick of looking a the little kid smoking weed...would ya update already???

Rebecca said...

Hells Bell's ....still the kid smokin weed.

Jenn said...

did he lose his new laptop?

Anonymous said...

That kid is high as a kite by now. Post again, you workaholic! I'll cook you a chocolate cake if you do...